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Some Ho Ho Ho for Your Christmas

  It’s Christmas!!!!! Yes it is, so being Christmas, and frankly me thinking I deserved an easy month of it, instead of the usual hard hitting article with some bad jokes included, this time I thought I know, ‘lets go directly to the bad jokes’. And folks, that’s exactly what you’re getting. Since I promise you after extensive research on the interweb the only locksmith and key related ‘jokes’ I could find are most definitely as bad as mine. Actually I feel rather better about my own efforts now. Because while you don’t encounter many light hearted situations as a locksmith, trust me, you do need a sense of humour for this job. Anyway, here are the best of a very bad bunch. Prepare to grimace.   Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon….It was a Wookie mistake! What kind of car does a locksmith drive?A Kia. Which kind of dinosaurs were the locksmiths of their day?Key-Rex. My neighbours went on holiday, and gave me a spare key so I could feed their dog.I’m not sure though, I’ve never seen a dog eat a spare key before. What kind of key does a ghost use?A spoo-key A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence.Apparently he was the key witness.   Ok, I’ll stop it there, you’ve suffered enough. And I’m sorry, I really expected to find some better ones. In fact, I even thought of one myself. And this really, really is all my very own, you won’t find it anywhere else. Well, at least until the next desperate blogger looking for half decent locksmith jokes steals it for themselves that is.   Knock knock. Who’s there? A locksmith. A locksmith who? A locksmith who should have got a call you weren’t locked out anymore.   Wait for it, wait for it…yeah, now you get it. Based on a real event too. See, I told you locksmiths needed a sense of humour.           So there it is, Merry Christmas. From Towergate Locksmiths, thank you to all of our lovely customers, and readers, and a Happy New Year.    

National Locksmiths Vs Local Locksmiths – Something To Know

We understand, choosing a locksmith when you’ve never needed one may come down to just a few things. Because no doubt you’re going to look online, click the first few locksmith links and make your choice based on the impression and confidence that website gives you. It’s obvious, you don’t have all day to search especially if you’re locked out and have to get the dinner on. And from that viewpoint, in a contest between national and local independent locksmiths, the bigger firms clearly have the upper hand. They have the money to make their website as flashy as possible and to pay marketing companies to get it higher in the listings. There’s nothing wrong with that. They’ll no doubt do a good job if you use them as well. A local locksmith will likely be equally as good though, and since most will be sole traders if you do the other thing sensible thing and compare reviews you can at least be certain that their rating will be down to just one man’s abilities and not drawn from the many perhaps. But all things being equal, websites, reviews, that two locksmiths will be as good as one another, oh and distance away, you should consider that as well, there is one thing a national locksmith will never be able to say in comparison, and most local independent ones can, and that in a nutshell dear reader is (pause for dramatic effect) …we’re almost certainly going to be cheaper. Just think about it. A local locksmith will have less overheads, operate from home most likely and not from offices, only have themselves to pay and not admin staff and they’ll take your call themselves with no operator involved. All things bound to keep the price down. And necessities of scale aside, there’s another factor you may not think of when you’re desperate to get inside and peel those potatoes. Something to clearly, absolutely, definitively and undeniably make a difference to any bill from a larger firm over a small, local one whatever the job is…a national locksmith will need to add VAT to their price as well! Yes, that’s 20% more automatically!! And on top of their 99.9% statistically almost guaranteed already higher price!!! Talk about a double whammy. You’ll have to eat in after that. Now, in fairness to the larger companies, the VAT thing is something out of their control. They simply have to add VAT because of their size. But it’s no issue at all for most of us local locksmiths, we aren’t big enough to require VAT registration. And, speaking for ourselves, that’s absolutely the way we like it. Less paperwork for us and you enjoy that extra effective saving of 20% as well! See, everybody’s happy. Ok, maybe not the Nationals now it’s been pointed out. But in these times where supporting local business is needed and something most like to do, when it comes to locksmiths, smaller and independent really might be better anyway. And at least 20% cheaper.      

Letterbox Burglary – Be Aware Of The Danger

Ah, the humble letterbox. You probably don’t think about it much, it’s just where your postie deposits your mail and anybody else dumps their junk mail. But be mindful, because as well as being a beacon for Domino’s Pizza leaflets, it might be a source of take out for a would-be burglar too. Yes folks, a thief is as likely to try to burglarise you via your letterbox as any other means and they do it by sticking their arm or an implement through trying to lift the latch from the inside, or with a fishing pole type gadget crafted to hook a key left too close to the door and in plain sight. And don’t be thinking these poles can’t be that long, the police have said they’ve known them to be 3 or 4 metres in length. So, what do you do to close this unfortunate gap in your door and security? Well, first and bloody foremost, don’t leave keys in plain sight and close to your door! Take a look through your own letterbox, if you see something a burglar would be interested in like a house key, a car key, or a wallet, be sure to shift such items out of the way and out of sight. Valuables should always go out of sight or it’s you that’s out of your mind. But as for this means of access itself, your letterbox, is yours an old one? Is it just a basic one flap deal? Then we might suggest that it’s worth investing in a newer model regardless and a neat dual purpose option is a draught excluder letterbox. Those tight rows of nylon bristles around the edge will nicely prevent anyone’s clear view from the outside and keep your expensive heating inside. Maybe though you already have a double flapped letterbox? For those there’s the option of a letterbox restrictor, a clever little gadget that screws behind the door and very simply stops the inside flap of the letterbox being pushed back fully. Neat and effective, it will definitely stop anybody and anything reaching in and since the distance the flap can be lifted is adjustable you simply move it back a bit when you’re expecting that book from Amazon. Then there’s always a mail cage you might fit. Letters fall into it, it stops hands and other implements being forced through it and it’s a good way to prevent the dog from eating your mail and the postman’s fingers. You can also upgrade to a letterbox expressly designed for extra security. These anti vandal , anti burglar, anti-snap, even anti arson letterboxes have to meet strict compliance standards to prove their usefulness and durability and are available in wooden and uPVC doors versions. Whatever you do though, even if it is just the simple act of keeping your keys out of sight, remember what a thief loves most is spotting an easy target. Make sure that’s not through your letterbox.  

Kids And Their First House Key – Keeping it Safe

Kids eh. They grow up so fast. First they’re crawling, then toddling, holding your hand into infant school and seemingly in no time, now they’re off to ‘big’ school. Then they really are growing up and it’s time for an always big parental decision, especially if you’re a busy working parent. At what age should you trust them with a house key so they can let themselves into home now? There is no legal age after all and while the NSPCC recommends no child below 12 should be on their own at home, for many kids that milestone does seem to happen when secondary school starts at 11. And trusting them with a house key will probably only promote their self reliance and confidence but it’s always one of them ‘are we really sure they’re ready?’ calls and only you know your child well enough to make it. But should they get that key, have a talk with them. No, not that one yet, but one that explains the responsibility that comes with their new acquisition and how important it is to keep it safe. Because if, heaven forbid, they do lose that house key the worst isn’t they have to sit on the doorstep for a while until you return home, now the security of your home and whole family has been compromised. You may be forced to change the lock just in case and even at our low prices that’s still a few weeks of pocket money. So just a suggestion, if your kid does have their own key why not make their key harder to lose. You may not want a key with a Darth Vader figure on it but if you give them a chunky keyring with a few big decorations on it, now it really becomes ‘theirs’ and you’ve cunningly made it heavier and bulkier to be noticeable if it wasn’t in their pocket or school bag. It makes a bigger noise if they dropped it too. You might want to take the option to attach it to a cord inside of their school bag as well. Because the days when the term ‘latchkey kid’ was used in a more derogatory way are gone and having the means and assurance to let themselves into a home unsupervised is a big step in any child’s development. So well done to them and you. You are officially a good parent. As long as it’s your home obviously.

Emergency Services Day – 9th September

Emergency Locksmiths. That’s sometimes what we are called when people are locked out and in need of someone to come to their rescue. And it’s always nice to be a hero and save someone’s day. it really is. But truly, we are just doing our regular job, with minimal stress (at least for us) and being paid for it too. No, the true heroes are the men and women of the real emergency services, police, fire, ambulance, search and rescue, the maritime rescue service and the NHS, those who have chosen to dedicate a career to their service and the many, many volunteers who selflessly pledge to help in the cause as well. That’s why late in this month of August we wanted to highlight a special day in early September. A day everyone ought to be aware of if you’re not already. Emergency Services Day, or 999 Day. A day that with forward planning no doubt rather than lucky coincidence has been held annually since 2017 to celebrate the people of the emergency services on the 9th Day of the 9th Month and kicks off at 9am. 999 see. Brilliant. Fully endorsed by the Queen and the UK Government, it’s a day that both promotes everything that the emergency services do and lets the rest of us pay tribute to the almost 2 million people who work and volunteer across the different services. And it’s a day that showcases opportunities for anybody thinking they might want to do ‘their’ bit in some way too, the career and volunteer services available, and just even how to use the emergency services responsibly. (Yeah, don’t call the fire brigade if you are drunk and locked out. They tend to enter homes with an axe.) To learn more about the UK Emergency Services Day and what it entails, you can visit the official 999Day website here. And, since we are a proud Yorkshire company, may we publicise the 3rd annual Emergency Services Day for our North of England emergency services. Held at the Yorkshire Air Museum, Elvington, only 6 miles outside of York we know it’s been a great success on previous occasions and if you are local you can read why and how to attend this year’s event, (actually on 25th Sept, not 9th Sept.) on the Museum’s website. So there we have it, something a bit different this time but something we thought worthwhile to bring to your attention. Because indeed, as emergency locksmiths, please call our number, or any reputable locksmith, and we can definitely be the hero of the hour for you. Normally within the hour in fact. But actual heroes are ones that show up if you call 999.

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